Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Saturday, September 5, 2009
:D:D:D What a day!
^^ What a day out!
:D :D :D
exhausted but happy^^
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No offence to GOD please, just for laughs. ^^ LOVE YOU GOD!!!
************************( a supportive but ignorant mother -.- )
"Mother, I want to grow up and be a rock-n-roll musician."
"Now son, you have to pick one or the other. You can't do both."
:D :D :D
exhausted but happy^^
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No offence to GOD please, just for laughs. ^^ LOVE YOU GOD!!!
************************( a supportive but ignorant mother -.- )
"Mother, I want to grow up and be a rock-n-roll musician."
"Now son, you have to pick one or the other. You can't do both."
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Result for poll~!!!
Hello ladies and gentlemen! The poll for "HOW MANY STAR(S) IS/ARE THERE IN OUR GALAXY?" have closed
and the answer to the question is ~ ONE!!! The sun is the only 'STAR' in our GALAXY guys! ^^
Congrats to those who got it correct, can come and claim a candy from me.
By the way the new poll is up, do make your vote/choice^^
Social worker
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A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger. "I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
and the answer to the question is ~ ONE!!! The sun is the only 'STAR' in our GALAXY guys! ^^
Congrats to those who got it correct, can come and claim a candy from me.
By the way the new poll is up, do make your vote/choice^^
Social worker
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A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger. "I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Big mouth versus Small dick
At a news conference, a journalist said to the politician running for the presidency, "Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you please comment on this."
"The truth is," replied the politician, "that she has a big mouth."
"The truth is," replied the politician, "that she has a big mouth."
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Wanna stay lean the convenient way? Here's some tips for flattening abs!
Basically this is called the Abs Vacuum Technique. From the name itself you should be able to guess it how it is going to be like - more or less.
The movement is as simple as pulling your belly button in as far as you can by imagining you're trying to touch your belly button to your spine and holding for 10-20 seconds at a time.
Start by inhaling deeply. Then, as you exhale, start pulling the belly button in towards the spine and hold it there for 10-20 seconds while just taking short breaths. Repeat for several holds.
Get in the habit of doing this at least 4-5 days per week while driving somewhere and you may find that this helps to flatten your stomach more by strengthening the transversus abdominis muscle (the deep abdominal muscles beneath the rectus abdominis) if you previously had a "lazy belly".
The movement is as simple as pulling your belly button in as far as you can by imagining you're trying to touch your belly button to your spine and holding for 10-20 seconds at a time.
Start by inhaling deeply. Then, as you exhale, start pulling the belly button in towards the spine and hold it there for 10-20 seconds while just taking short breaths. Repeat for several holds.
Get in the habit of doing this at least 4-5 days per week while driving somewhere and you may find that this helps to flatten your stomach more by strengthening the transversus abdominis muscle (the deep abdominal muscles beneath the rectus abdominis) if you previously had a "lazy belly".
Friday, August 14, 2009
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