Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Don't step on the ducks!!!

Three very kind women unfortunately died in a car accident.

Being kind have given them the privilege to go to heaven.

Upon reaching the heaven's gate, a saint is standing there to welcome the ladies and to brief them on the rule.

The saint told them that they can do whatever they want in heaven, but must never step on the ducks.

Puzzled as you are, the women agreed and went right through the gates of heaven.
Once they've set foot into heaven, they see heavenly ducks everywhere..

Unintentionally, the first woman stepped on a duck on her first day in heaven.
The saint who greeted them then approach her with an ugly man and chain the both of them together.

Saint: This is the punishment for stepping the duck. Now you have to spend eternity with this man as punishment. I told you~

The two women who came with the woman being chained was shocked and thereafter they have been very careful with every step they take.

After a few weeks of carefully taken steps by the remaining two women, one accidentally stepped on a duck.

The same fate as the first woman follows....

Feeling very fearful, the last remaining woman have thus became even more careful than before..


After months of avoiding duck stepping,
the saint approach the last woman with a very handsome man and chain the both of them together.


Jubilantly the woman ask: OH my~!!! What good have I done to deserve such a fine man?! Grrrr~!!!(purr/growl like a cat)

The handsome man replied: I don't know what good you have done in your previous life Mam, but I've stepped on a duck

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Friday, March 5, 2010

Hamster for you, anyone?