10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"
9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed.
8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.
7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke.
6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.
5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.
4. Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leak proof".
3. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish.
2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
1. Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man."
Monday, July 20, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
What do you call the place where you stop work?
Good day everyone!
Alright the answer for the previous poll
to the question, which is the largest
internal organ of a human body.
Answer : Liver
Yup! That's right!
It's our liver which is our largest INTERNAL organ!
Good to those 3 who have got it correct
and nice going for those who didn't get it correct too! ;)
Now try the newest question!
An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples."
"I won't be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange tree".
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"I'd give a thousand dollars to the man who would worry for me!"
"You're on. Now, where is those thousand dollars?"
"That is your first worry!"
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A worker who was being paid by the week approached his employer and held up his last paycheck. "This is two hundred dollars less than we agreed on," he said.
"I know," the employer said. "But last week I overpaid you two hundred dollars, and you never complained."
"Well, I don't mind an occasional mistake," the worker answered, "but when it gets to be a habit, I feel I have to call it to your attention."
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If a train station is where the train stops and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?
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An angry man came out of the office of the
newly appointed general manager and say
this to his friend:
"I'm never going to work for that man again"
"Why, what did he say?"
"You're fired"
Alright the answer for the previous poll
to the question, which is the largest
internal organ of a human body.
Answer : Liver
Yup! That's right!
It's our liver which is our largest INTERNAL organ!
Good to those 3 who have got it correct
and nice going for those who didn't get it correct too! ;)
Now try the newest question!
An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples."
"I won't be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange tree".
*****************************
"I'd give a thousand dollars to the man who would worry for me!"
"You're on. Now, where is those thousand dollars?"
"That is your first worry!"
******************************
A worker who was being paid by the week approached his employer and held up his last paycheck. "This is two hundred dollars less than we agreed on," he said.
"I know," the employer said. "But last week I overpaid you two hundred dollars, and you never complained."
"Well, I don't mind an occasional mistake," the worker answered, "but when it gets to be a habit, I feel I have to call it to your attention."
******************************
If a train station is where the train stops and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?
********************************
An angry man came out of the office of the
newly appointed general manager and say
this to his friend:
"I'm never going to work for that man again"
"Why, what did he say?"
"You're fired"
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
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