DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!
NAMES OF WIVES
A Malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...
4th wife..... Baby doll
3rd wife..... China doll
2nd wife..... Barbie doll
1st wife..... Panadol !
RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night Men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana,2 Peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!
ARAB MAN
An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'Your name pls?'
"Abdul Aziz "
"Sex? "
"Six times a week!! "
"No, no, I mean male or female! "
"Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel!"
SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service"
HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy
and... Wife on the cover of "missing persons"
SWIMSUIT
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.
GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor!!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly."
VIRGIN
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. Wanted her tombstone to read:
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "
OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything.
HAIZ~!!! Today so sian and lonely:(:
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Haiz who to blame? Blame on your horniness without protection and have so many children
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and
only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while, the husband gets irritated by
the ticking of the stick of the blind man
as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put
a piece of rubber at the end of your stick?
That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies,
"If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick,
we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."
(If only he have used a condom and not have 9 children)
A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and
only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while, the husband gets irritated by
the ticking of the stick of the blind man
as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put
a piece of rubber at the end of your stick?
That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies,
"If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick,
we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."
(If only he have used a condom and not have 9 children)
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Vacation Trip! Tips for a sound sleep at night with friends:)
These four friends went on vacation together. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing -- hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I just watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," He said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing -- hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I just watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," He said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
MASS REPLACEMENT OF EZ-LINK CARDS!! SEMESTRAL RESULTS!!
Dear Students,
MASS REPLACEMENT OF NEW EZLINK CARDS FOR ALL FULL-TIME STUDENTS (except
company-sponsored students).
Please take note that this exercise will take place between 11 to 15 May
2009 at the SP Convention Centre Basement Foyer.
Further details will be made nearer the date through your campus email and
the SP Web.
Thank you
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
HOW TO GET YOUR SEMESTER EXAM RESULTS
There are three ways in which a student can get his exam results on the day of release:-
(a) Check his Windows Live Mail mailbox,
(b) Login to view through SAS. The timing of the release of exam results for all full-time courses will be staggered on Wednesday, 18 March 2009 as follows:
School Time of Release School Time of Release School Time of Release
CLS 9.00 am CASS 9.30 am SD 9.30 am
DMIT 10.00 am SB 10.30 am BE 11.00 am
SMA 11.30 am MM 12.00 pm EEE 1.00 pm
For all EO, DR, Post Dipl., Dipl. Plus, DT and VC courses, time of release through SAS will be at 2.00 pm
(c) Reading SMS (after 8.00 am) for those who had subscribed before 17th March. 2009. This service is only available to local telco subscribers.
MASS REPLACEMENT OF NEW EZLINK CARDS FOR ALL FULL-TIME STUDENTS (except
company-sponsored students).
Please take note that this exercise will take place between 11 to 15 May
2009 at the SP Convention Centre Basement Foyer.
Further details will be made nearer the date through your campus email and
the SP Web.
Thank you
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
HOW TO GET YOUR SEMESTER EXAM RESULTS
There are three ways in which a student can get his exam results on the day of release:-
(a) Check his Windows Live Mail mailbox,
(b) Login to view through SAS. The timing of the release of exam results for all full-time courses will be staggered on Wednesday, 18 March 2009 as follows:
School Time of Release School Time of Release School Time of Release
CLS 9.00 am CASS 9.30 am SD 9.30 am
DMIT 10.00 am SB 10.30 am BE 11.00 am
SMA 11.30 am MM 12.00 pm EEE 1.00 pm
For all EO, DR, Post Dipl., Dipl. Plus, DT and VC courses, time of release through SAS will be at 2.00 pm
(c) Reading SMS (after 8.00 am) for those who had subscribed before 17th March. 2009. This service is only available to local telco subscribers.
Do I look young? :D
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and
feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand
to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't
mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32," is the reply.
"Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very
same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."
The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her
way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the
clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!"
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her
the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going.
Although,
when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It
sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra.
Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of
her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead." He slips both of his
hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He
bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her
breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?"
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says,
"Madam, you are 50."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"
The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"
"I promise I won't." she says.
"I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand
to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't
mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32," is the reply.
"Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very
same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."
The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her
way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the
clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!"
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her
the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going.
Although,
when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It
sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra.
Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of
her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead." He slips both of his
hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He
bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her
breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?"
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says,
"Madam, you are 50."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"
The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"
"I promise I won't." she says.
"I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
How to differentiate them neh?
One day, 4 babies were born at K.K. Hospital: a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean.
However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake, and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them.
However, the head sister had a bright idea. She lined the babies up in front of her and exclaimed, "Heil Hitler!"
At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute, while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers. In the meantime, the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said, "Clean that up!"
However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake, and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them.
However, the head sister had a bright idea. She lined the babies up in front of her and exclaimed, "Heil Hitler!"
At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute, while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers. In the meantime, the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said, "Clean that up!"
HAHAHA~!! RETARDED~!!
This retarded guy on a forum he is trying to warn us guys not get tricked with the message below :
I'm posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Bishan in Junction 8 and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another area. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably again tonight.
IS HE LIKE DUMB OR???
I'm posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Bishan in Junction 8 and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another area. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably again tonight.
IS HE LIKE DUMB OR???
Monday, February 23, 2009
Men Vs Women
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can't find her man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them when I saw them attending funerals.
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can't find her man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them when I saw them attending funerals.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
People! Got to take care and well~ Take care
Today i am so screwed, i actually over sleep and didn't go for tuition and i gave my tutee a lousy excuse-.-
don't know why i seem to have slight headache everynow and then and will get tired easily. Maybe
due to lack of sleep?
Anyways, I love to give advices:D hahaha!!
and so
Here are 8 tips i've gotten to like help you guys to
minimize, if not prevent making mistakes unnecessarily.
1. Think small. Each year in the United States, some 7,000 people die from medication errors-and many of them are made because of doctors’ sloppy handwriting. Little things do mean a lot.
2.Think negatively. When you have a major decision to make, ask, What could go wrong? While putting a positive spin on things can influence their outcome, positive thinking also blinds us to pitfalls. So look for and even expect failure. It’s “the power of negative thinking,” says Atul Gawande, MD, of Harvard Medical School.
3. Think differently. Habit is a great friend, saving us time and mental effort. But it can kill our ability to perceive novel situations. After a while, we see only what we expect to see.
4. Slow down. Multitasking can cause our error rate to go up, as our attention becomes divided. It makes sense to slow down and do things one at a time. The slower approach may actually be more efficient in the long run.
5. Get more sleep. Sleepy people make mistakes, and there are staggering numbers of sleep-deprived people out there.
6. Beware anecdotes. When making decisions, we often give vivid bits of information-like diet testimonials-more credence than they deserve. The power of anecdotes to lead us astray is so strong that an influential CIA study advises intelligence analysts not to rely on them. Ask for averages, not testimonials.
7. Put off decisions until you’re in a better mood. Good feelings increase the tendency to combine material in new ways and see relatedness between things. Happy people tend to be more creative and less prone to errors.
8. Use constraints. Simple mental aids keep us on the right track. The color red works well because this extreme and powerful color signifies “stop.” A song’s melody can be a constraint against forgetting; it’s why jingles stay with us long after commercials do.
don't know why i seem to have slight headache everynow and then and will get tired easily. Maybe
due to lack of sleep?
Anyways, I love to give advices:D hahaha!!
and so
Here are 8 tips i've gotten to like help you guys to
minimize, if not prevent making mistakes unnecessarily.
1. Think small. Each year in the United States, some 7,000 people die from medication errors-and many of them are made because of doctors’ sloppy handwriting. Little things do mean a lot.
2.Think negatively. When you have a major decision to make, ask, What could go wrong? While putting a positive spin on things can influence their outcome, positive thinking also blinds us to pitfalls. So look for and even expect failure. It’s “the power of negative thinking,” says Atul Gawande, MD, of Harvard Medical School.
3. Think differently. Habit is a great friend, saving us time and mental effort. But it can kill our ability to perceive novel situations. After a while, we see only what we expect to see.
4. Slow down. Multitasking can cause our error rate to go up, as our attention becomes divided. It makes sense to slow down and do things one at a time. The slower approach may actually be more efficient in the long run.
5. Get more sleep. Sleepy people make mistakes, and there are staggering numbers of sleep-deprived people out there.
6. Beware anecdotes. When making decisions, we often give vivid bits of information-like diet testimonials-more credence than they deserve. The power of anecdotes to lead us astray is so strong that an influential CIA study advises intelligence analysts not to rely on them. Ask for averages, not testimonials.
7. Put off decisions until you’re in a better mood. Good feelings increase the tendency to combine material in new ways and see relatedness between things. Happy people tend to be more creative and less prone to errors.
8. Use constraints. Simple mental aids keep us on the right track. The color red works well because this extreme and powerful color signifies “stop.” A song’s melody can be a constraint against forgetting; it’s why jingles stay with us long after commercials do.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Hmm~ This is the TAG no. 1 from HO SHU YING (COMPLETED!)
1. What do you do if you are in the bathroom with a beetle flying around?
Hmm I think I'll try to drown it in the toilet bowl otherwise I'll use the shower to wet it and make it die!!!
2. What do you do if you hear a song you like playing on the radio when you are all alone in
the room?
I'll try to sing along and probably dance and vibe according to the beat^^
3. You want to speak to your crush badly. What is your pick up line? (Yes. Both boys AND girls have pick up lines)
Hey how are you? Erm like in what situation?
4. What do you do if all your friends hate a particular band that you love?
Hmm I'll still let them know, but will not really mention about it in front of them? Since they don't know how to
appreciate the things I like then no point telling them what.
5. What do you do when you trip and fall in front of many people?
Get up calmly and pretend nothing happened?
6. You forgot to do your multiple-choice question homework (the one whereby you have to choose 1 out of 4 options given to you as your answer) and your class starts in 5 minutes. What do you do?
Roughly read through the questions quickly and see which answer is the more sensible and familiar one. If none familiar then
any any how lor.
7. You have bad breath and someone speaks to you. How do you react?
Try to make the conversation short and avoid facing the person whom I am speaking to. Probably will try to cover as I speak
and pretend that I am unwell like coughing?
8. You just finished gym and after a shower, you drop your underpants on the wet floor. What do you do?
If it's dirty one then nothing what? If it's the fresh one that I am suppose to change to then i'll quickly pick it up and wear la!
9. What do you do if a personality quiz says that you have a lousy personality as your result?
Hmm I'll make sure it turns out GREAT!! hahaha no la don't tell anyone lor.
10. Your friend gave you the worst gift you have ever received and asks: Do you like it? How do you react?
Smile and say thank you very much! I am so happy that you give me the present without answering directly to his or her
question. :)
11.(Continued from question 10) What are you really thinking secretly inside?
Well, nothing? But still appreciate it a lot that my friend remembers me and have the heart to give me a gift.
Most probably crying inside my heart even though it's not a gift i need/like or it's from someone i don't like. I'll still
be very happy and appreciative.
12. A hot guy/girl keeps looking at you while you are on the bus. What are you secretly thinking inside?
I'll be constantly asking myself, omg omg is she looking at me? is she looking at me? But after either me or she has
alighted the bus i'll forget about it.
Hmm I think I'll try to drown it in the toilet bowl otherwise I'll use the shower to wet it and make it die!!!
2. What do you do if you hear a song you like playing on the radio when you are all alone in
the room?
I'll try to sing along and probably dance and vibe according to the beat^^
3. You want to speak to your crush badly. What is your pick up line? (Yes. Both boys AND girls have pick up lines)
Hey how are you? Erm like in what situation?
4. What do you do if all your friends hate a particular band that you love?
Hmm I'll still let them know, but will not really mention about it in front of them? Since they don't know how to
appreciate the things I like then no point telling them what.
5. What do you do when you trip and fall in front of many people?
Get up calmly and pretend nothing happened?
6. You forgot to do your multiple-choice question homework (the one whereby you have to choose 1 out of 4 options given to you as your answer) and your class starts in 5 minutes. What do you do?
Roughly read through the questions quickly and see which answer is the more sensible and familiar one. If none familiar then
any any how lor.
7. You have bad breath and someone speaks to you. How do you react?
Try to make the conversation short and avoid facing the person whom I am speaking to. Probably will try to cover as I speak
and pretend that I am unwell like coughing?
8. You just finished gym and after a shower, you drop your underpants on the wet floor. What do you do?
If it's dirty one then nothing what? If it's the fresh one that I am suppose to change to then i'll quickly pick it up and wear la!
9. What do you do if a personality quiz says that you have a lousy personality as your result?
Hmm I'll make sure it turns out GREAT!! hahaha no la don't tell anyone lor.
10. Your friend gave you the worst gift you have ever received and asks: Do you like it? How do you react?
Smile and say thank you very much! I am so happy that you give me the present without answering directly to his or her
question. :)
11.(Continued from question 10) What are you really thinking secretly inside?
Well, nothing? But still appreciate it a lot that my friend remembers me and have the heart to give me a gift.
Most probably crying inside my heart even though it's not a gift i need/like or it's from someone i don't like. I'll still
be very happy and appreciative.
12. A hot guy/girl keeps looking at you while you are on the bus. What are you secretly thinking inside?
I'll be constantly asking myself, omg omg is she looking at me? is she looking at me? But after either me or she has
alighted the bus i'll forget about it.
Well well, we're not perverts!
So now girls, please understand that we're not tikopek. We're just leading a healthy lifestyle and want to
keep fit :D bye looking at your (.Y.) :$ we're also quite malu de lei
hahaha okie kidding, just for entertainment no offence girls!
but that article is for real!!
however GUYS~!! don't use this as an excuse to carry out your tikohpek actions hor!!
don't go staring at other females' breasts hor!!
hmm from tomorrow onwards till i think next wed weather will be scattered storms so be wary!
Bring umbrella when you're out even if the sky looks clear. You never know how unpredictable the weather can be
oh by the way where the hell is my playlist? why is it not up on my blog?!
Friday, February 20, 2009
Do you think is viable? (13 things about your grocery store you don't know)
So tired as usual.
Today will be staying at home. Well I've been thinking
of publishing a book. Do you guys think it's viable?
I'll work on it.
hmm nothing special today probably going to basketball
in the late afternoon. :)
Oh these are the 13 things your groceries store managers will never tell you about the store and the setting of the store:
1. If you hate crowds and lines, shop at dinnertime (5 to 9 p.m.) or even later. Only 4 percent of shoppers hit the aisles between 9 p.m. and 8 a.m. Least-crowded day of the week? Wednesday.
2. Go ahead and reach way back for the fresh milk. Everybody does.
3. Coupons with a bar code are easy to scan. The other ones take an eternity. But if you’re willing to wait … 4. That star fruit has been here a lot longer than the broccoli. Familiar produce turns over more quickly than exotic things.
5. “The more products you see, the more you are likely to buy,” says Marion Nestle, author of What to Eat. “That’s why the aisles are so long and the milk is usually in the far corner.”
6. Like employees with a good attitude? Shop at chains that are employee-owned, suggest customer-satisfaction surveys. When employees have a stake in the profits, it shows in their attitude.
7. The “grazers” order food at the deli, eat it as they’re shopping, and get rid of the wrappers before they check out. We also call that stealing.
8. I’m not just selling groceries, I’m selling real estate. Look high and low-literally-for good values from smaller manufacturers who can’t afford to stock their products in the eye-level sweet spot.
9. We’re marketing to your kids too. That’s why we put the rainbow-colored cereals and other kiddie catnip at their eye level.
10. Be wary of “specials.” When people see signs with numbers-”8 for $10!” “Limit: 5 per customer”-they buy 30 to 100 percent more than they otherwise might have.
11. The baby formula is locked up because thieves resell it on the black market. Ditto for the cough and cold medications, smoking-cessation products, razor blades, and batteries.
12. Driving your Ferrari to the Piggly Wiggly and want to avoid shopping-cart dents? Park far, far away.
13. You’ll end up tossing 12 percent of what you buy.
Today will be staying at home. Well I've been thinking
of publishing a book. Do you guys think it's viable?
I'll work on it.
hmm nothing special today probably going to basketball
in the late afternoon. :)
Oh these are the 13 things your groceries store managers will never tell you about the store and the setting of the store:
1. If you hate crowds and lines, shop at dinnertime (5 to 9 p.m.) or even later. Only 4 percent of shoppers hit the aisles between 9 p.m. and 8 a.m. Least-crowded day of the week? Wednesday.
2. Go ahead and reach way back for the fresh milk. Everybody does.
3. Coupons with a bar code are easy to scan. The other ones take an eternity. But if you’re willing to wait … 4. That star fruit has been here a lot longer than the broccoli. Familiar produce turns over more quickly than exotic things.
5. “The more products you see, the more you are likely to buy,” says Marion Nestle, author of What to Eat. “That’s why the aisles are so long and the milk is usually in the far corner.”
6. Like employees with a good attitude? Shop at chains that are employee-owned, suggest customer-satisfaction surveys. When employees have a stake in the profits, it shows in their attitude.
7. The “grazers” order food at the deli, eat it as they’re shopping, and get rid of the wrappers before they check out. We also call that stealing.
8. I’m not just selling groceries, I’m selling real estate. Look high and low-literally-for good values from smaller manufacturers who can’t afford to stock their products in the eye-level sweet spot.
9. We’re marketing to your kids too. That’s why we put the rainbow-colored cereals and other kiddie catnip at their eye level.
10. Be wary of “specials.” When people see signs with numbers-”8 for $10!” “Limit: 5 per customer”-they buy 30 to 100 percent more than they otherwise might have.
11. The baby formula is locked up because thieves resell it on the black market. Ditto for the cough and cold medications, smoking-cessation products, razor blades, and batteries.
12. Driving your Ferrari to the Piggly Wiggly and want to avoid shopping-cart dents? Park far, far away.
13. You’ll end up tossing 12 percent of what you buy.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Haiz why everyone is so down and sad?? ( Stupidly retarded complaint letter! )
Why is everyone so sad??
It's holidays!! Still~!! Why is everyone so gloomy and sad? Why so sian:(
Those not having holidays also sad and sian and sick and tired:(
Haiz~!!
see already also very sad sad saddening neh:(
EVERYONE SMILE PLEASE!!!
Haiz just finished playing games also nothing to do so sian.
And somebody just like ask me insensitive questions, how'd you expect me to answer ma :$
hmm maybe later i'll work out a little and build some muscles
then at night go tuition.
so sad right? sian bo?!!!
Anyway
I came across this nonsense and i really don't know what to say.
is it really a complaint letter? hahaha so retarded siol!
Look at this Richard. Just look at it
Answer me this Richard, what sort of animal would serve a desert with peas in?
It's your hamster in the box and it's not breathing. That's how I felt when I peeled back the foil and saw this
I needed a sugar hit. Luckily there was a small cookie provided. It had caught my eye earlier due to it's baffling presentation
It was incredibly hard to capture Boris Johnson's face through the flickering white lines running up and down the screen
Is that Ray Liotta? A question I found myself asking over and over again throughout the gruelling half-hour I attempted to watch the film like this
Richard...What is that white stuff?
Dear Mr Branson
REF: Mumbai to Heathrow 7th December 2008
I love the Virgin brand, I really do which is why I continue to use it despite a series of unfortunate incidents over the last few years. This latest incident takes the biscuit.
Ironically, by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid over a thousand rupees for a single biscuit following the culinary journey of hell I was subjected to at thehands of your corporation.
Look at this Richard. Just look at it: [see image 1, above].
I imagine the same questions are racing through your brilliant mind as were racing through mine on that fateful day. What is this? Why have I been given it? What have I done to deserve this? And, which one is the starter, which one is the desert?
You don’t get to a position like yours Richard with anything less than a generous sprinkling of observational power so I KNOW you will have spotted the tomato next to the two yellow shafts of sponge on the left.
Yes, it’s next to the sponge shaft without the green paste. That’s got to be the clue hasn’t it.
No sane person would serve a desert with a tomato would they.
Well answer me this Richard, what sort of animal would serve a desert with peas in: [see image 2, above].
I know it looks like a baaji but it’s in custard Richard, custard.
It must be the pudding.
Well you’ll be fascinated to hear that it wasn't custard.
It was a sour gel with a clear oil on top.
It’s only redeeming feature was that it managed to be so alien to my palette that it took away the taste of the curry emanating from our miscellaneous central cuboid of beige matter.
Perhaps the meal on the left might be the desert after all.
Anyway, this is all irrelevant at the moment. I was raised strictly but neatly by my parents and if they knew I had started desert before the main course, a sponge shaft would be the least of my worries.
So lets peel back the tin-foil on the main dish and see what’s on offer.
I’ll try and explain how this felt.
Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard.
Now imagine it’s Christmas morning and you’re sat their with your final present to open.
It’s a big one, and you know what it is.
It’s that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about.
Only you open the present and it’s not in there. It’s your hamster Richard.
It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing. That’s how I felt when I peeled back the foil and saw this: [see image 3, above].
Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking it’s more of that Baaji custard.
I admit I thought the same too, but no. It’s mustard Richard. MUSTARD.
More mustard than any man could consume in a month.
On the left we have a piece of broccoli and some peppers in a brown glue-like oil and on the right the chef had prepared some mashed potato.
The potato masher had obviously broken and so it was decided the next best thing would be to pass the potatoes through the digestive tract of a bird.
Once it was regurgitated it was clearly then blended and mixed with a bit of mustard.
Everybody likes a bit of mustard Richard.
By now I was actually starting to feel a little hypoglycaemic. I needed a sugar hit.
Luckily there was a small cookie provided. It had caught my eye earlier due to it’s baffling presentation: [see image 4, above].
It appears to be in an evidence bag from the scene of a crime. A CRIME AGAINST BLOODY COOKING.
Either that or some sort of back-street underground cookie, purchased off a gun-toting maniac high on his own supply of yeast. You certainly wouldn’t want to be caught carrying one of these through customs. Imagine biting into a piece of brass Richard. That would be softer on the teeth than the specimen above.
I was exhausted. All I wanted to do was relax but obviously I had to sit with that mess in front of me for half an hour. I swear the sponge shafts moved at one point.
Once cleared, I decided to relax with a bit of your world-famous onboard entertainment. I switched it on: [see image 5, above].
I apologise for the quality of the photo, it’s just it was incredibly hard to capture Boris Johnson’s face through the flickering white lines running up and down the screen. Perhaps it would be better on another channel: [see image 6, above].
Is that Ray Liotta? A question I found myself asking over and over again throughout the gruelling half-hour I attempted to watch the film like this. After that I switched off. I’d had enough. I was the hungriest I’d been in my adult life and I had a splitting headache from squinting at a crackling screen.
My only option was to simply stare at the seat in front and wait for either food, or sleep. Neither came for an incredibly long time. But when it did it surpassed my wildest expectations: [see image 7, above].
Yes! It’s another crime-scene cookie. Only this time you dunk it in the white stuff.
Richard…. What is that white stuff? It looked like it was going to be yoghurt. It finally dawned on me what it was after staring at it. It was a mixture between the Baaji custard and the Mustard sauce. It reminded me of my first week at university. I had overheard that you could make a drink by mixing vodka and refreshers. I lied to my new friends and told them I’d done it loads of times. When I attempted to make the drink in a big bowl it formed a cheese Richard, a cheese. That cheese looked a lot like your baaji-mustard.
So that was that Richard. I didn’t eat a bloody thing. My only question is: How can you live like this? I can’t imagine what dinner round your house is like, it must be like something out of a nature documentary.
As I said at the start I love your brand, I really do. It’s just a shame such a simple thing could bring it crashing to it’s knees and begging for sustenance.
Yours Sincererly
XXXX
Paul Charles, Virgin’s Director of Corporate Communications, confirmed that Sir Richard Branson had telephoned the author of the letter and had thanked him for his “constructive if tongue-in-cheek” email. Mr Charles said that Virgin was sorry the passenger had not liked the in-flight meals which he said was “award-winning food which is very popular on our Indian routes.”
It's holidays!! Still~!! Why is everyone so gloomy and sad? Why so sian:(
Those not having holidays also sad and sian and sick and tired:(
Haiz~!!
see already also very sad sad saddening neh:(
EVERYONE SMILE PLEASE!!!
Haiz just finished playing games also nothing to do so sian.
And somebody just like ask me insensitive questions, how'd you expect me to answer ma :$
hmm maybe later i'll work out a little and build some muscles
then at night go tuition.
so sad right? sian bo?!!!
Anyway
I came across this nonsense and i really don't know what to say.
is it really a complaint letter? hahaha so retarded siol!
Look at this Richard. Just look at it
Answer me this Richard, what sort of animal would serve a desert with peas in?
It's your hamster in the box and it's not breathing. That's how I felt when I peeled back the foil and saw this
I needed a sugar hit. Luckily there was a small cookie provided. It had caught my eye earlier due to it's baffling presentation
It was incredibly hard to capture Boris Johnson's face through the flickering white lines running up and down the screen
Is that Ray Liotta? A question I found myself asking over and over again throughout the gruelling half-hour I attempted to watch the film like this
Richard...What is that white stuff?
Dear Mr Branson
REF: Mumbai to Heathrow 7th December 2008
I love the Virgin brand, I really do which is why I continue to use it despite a series of unfortunate incidents over the last few years. This latest incident takes the biscuit.
Ironically, by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid over a thousand rupees for a single biscuit following the culinary journey of hell I was subjected to at thehands of your corporation.
Look at this Richard. Just look at it: [see image 1, above].
I imagine the same questions are racing through your brilliant mind as were racing through mine on that fateful day. What is this? Why have I been given it? What have I done to deserve this? And, which one is the starter, which one is the desert?
You don’t get to a position like yours Richard with anything less than a generous sprinkling of observational power so I KNOW you will have spotted the tomato next to the two yellow shafts of sponge on the left.
Yes, it’s next to the sponge shaft without the green paste. That’s got to be the clue hasn’t it.
No sane person would serve a desert with a tomato would they.
Well answer me this Richard, what sort of animal would serve a desert with peas in: [see image 2, above].
I know it looks like a baaji but it’s in custard Richard, custard.
It must be the pudding.
Well you’ll be fascinated to hear that it wasn't custard.
It was a sour gel with a clear oil on top.
It’s only redeeming feature was that it managed to be so alien to my palette that it took away the taste of the curry emanating from our miscellaneous central cuboid of beige matter.
Perhaps the meal on the left might be the desert after all.
Anyway, this is all irrelevant at the moment. I was raised strictly but neatly by my parents and if they knew I had started desert before the main course, a sponge shaft would be the least of my worries.
So lets peel back the tin-foil on the main dish and see what’s on offer.
I’ll try and explain how this felt.
Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard.
Now imagine it’s Christmas morning and you’re sat their with your final present to open.
It’s a big one, and you know what it is.
It’s that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about.
Only you open the present and it’s not in there. It’s your hamster Richard.
It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing. That’s how I felt when I peeled back the foil and saw this: [see image 3, above].
Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking it’s more of that Baaji custard.
I admit I thought the same too, but no. It’s mustard Richard. MUSTARD.
More mustard than any man could consume in a month.
On the left we have a piece of broccoli and some peppers in a brown glue-like oil and on the right the chef had prepared some mashed potato.
The potato masher had obviously broken and so it was decided the next best thing would be to pass the potatoes through the digestive tract of a bird.
Once it was regurgitated it was clearly then blended and mixed with a bit of mustard.
Everybody likes a bit of mustard Richard.
By now I was actually starting to feel a little hypoglycaemic. I needed a sugar hit.
Luckily there was a small cookie provided. It had caught my eye earlier due to it’s baffling presentation: [see image 4, above].
It appears to be in an evidence bag from the scene of a crime. A CRIME AGAINST BLOODY COOKING.
Either that or some sort of back-street underground cookie, purchased off a gun-toting maniac high on his own supply of yeast. You certainly wouldn’t want to be caught carrying one of these through customs. Imagine biting into a piece of brass Richard. That would be softer on the teeth than the specimen above.
I was exhausted. All I wanted to do was relax but obviously I had to sit with that mess in front of me for half an hour. I swear the sponge shafts moved at one point.
Once cleared, I decided to relax with a bit of your world-famous onboard entertainment. I switched it on: [see image 5, above].
I apologise for the quality of the photo, it’s just it was incredibly hard to capture Boris Johnson’s face through the flickering white lines running up and down the screen. Perhaps it would be better on another channel: [see image 6, above].
Is that Ray Liotta? A question I found myself asking over and over again throughout the gruelling half-hour I attempted to watch the film like this. After that I switched off. I’d had enough. I was the hungriest I’d been in my adult life and I had a splitting headache from squinting at a crackling screen.
My only option was to simply stare at the seat in front and wait for either food, or sleep. Neither came for an incredibly long time. But when it did it surpassed my wildest expectations: [see image 7, above].
Yes! It’s another crime-scene cookie. Only this time you dunk it in the white stuff.
Richard…. What is that white stuff? It looked like it was going to be yoghurt. It finally dawned on me what it was after staring at it. It was a mixture between the Baaji custard and the Mustard sauce. It reminded me of my first week at university. I had overheard that you could make a drink by mixing vodka and refreshers. I lied to my new friends and told them I’d done it loads of times. When I attempted to make the drink in a big bowl it formed a cheese Richard, a cheese. That cheese looked a lot like your baaji-mustard.
So that was that Richard. I didn’t eat a bloody thing. My only question is: How can you live like this? I can’t imagine what dinner round your house is like, it must be like something out of a nature documentary.
As I said at the start I love your brand, I really do. It’s just a shame such a simple thing could bring it crashing to it’s knees and begging for sustenance.
Yours Sincererly
XXXX
Paul Charles, Virgin’s Director of Corporate Communications, confirmed that Sir Richard Branson had telephoned the author of the letter and had thanked him for his “constructive if tongue-in-cheek” email. Mr Charles said that Virgin was sorry the passenger had not liked the in-flight meals which he said was “award-winning food which is very popular on our Indian routes.”
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Dumb quotes by some famous blondes!! Damn they're stupid!! And what a DAY!! JURONG PORT SO COOL LA~!!
Well well, today is boring, nothing much. stayed home watch movie till about 2 plus before 2.30 then get dressed up and
go to school. we have a FIELD TRIP!! WE WENT TO JURONG PORT!! WEE~!! We get to da bao sugar from the sugar storage yard? is that what it is called? well whatever just kidding:D
headache!! ahh!! but i also wanna play games how? :(
1) Paris Hilton talking to press about the US chain store: “Wal-Mart… do they like make walls there?”
2) Jessica Simpson on NewleyWeds: “Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken by the Sea.’
3) Alicia Silverstone on her role in Clueless: “I think that the film was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”
4) Chantelle Houghton when Big Brother said she had changed since becoming a celebrity: “I’ve changed? What do you mean… I’ve changed my clothes?”
5) Jodie Marsh in a recent interview: “Eskimos are uncivilised because they don’t have any shops.”
6) Paris Hilton on her technique on the red carpet: “I don’t really think, I just walk.”
7) Jessica Simpson on her first day at high school: “A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It’s my first day of 7th grade, I’m in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!”
8) Goldie Horn on her favourite types of films: “Comedy is funny”.
9) Sam Fox on fitness clothes: “I’ve got 10 pairs of training shoes - one for every day of the week.”
10) Britney Spears on her taste in clothes: “So many people have asked me how I could possibly be a role model and dress like a tramp and get implants… all I have to say is that self-esteem is how you look at yourself and I feel good enough about myself so wear that kind of clothing… the breast implant issue has nothing to do with that…”
11) BB’s Helen Adam’s on education: “The worst thing is when the press call me a dizzy blonde - I got a B in Drama, a D in English, I did a hairdressing course and a beauty certificate.”
12) Lady Victoria Hervey on the homeless: “It’s so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.”
13) Britney on Japan “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
14) Jessica Simpson when offered buffalo wings: “Sorry I don’t eat buffalo.”
15) Paris Hilton on her fame: “There’s nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I’m that icon.”
16) Chantelle Houghton on George Galloway: “He looks at us like we’re stupid, scatty, uneducated girls. He’s a right chauvinistic pig, whatever that means!”
17) Cameron Diaz on science: “I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”
18) Britney Spears on where she might start her theatre career: “I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England.”
19) BB’s Helen Adams on magic man Paul Daniels: “Yeah, you know Jack Daniels… he does all the magic stuff!”
20) Christina Aguilera on film festivals: “So where’s the Cannes film festival being held this year?”
21) Paris Hilton on her career choices: “First wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realised you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I’d just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.”
22) Alicia Douvall on motherhood: “I think a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model as long as she’s managed well. That’s why I’m happy for Georgia to have a boob job because it will give her a career.”
23) Chantelle Houghton on hearing George Galloway was an MP: “Does that mean you work in that big room with the green seats?”
24) Britney on capital punishment: “I am for the death penalty. Who commits terrible acts must get a fitting punishment. That way he learns the lesson for the next time.”
25) BB2’s Helen Adams on pulses: “How much chicken is there in chick peas?”
26) Chanelle Hayes on her Posh spice obsession: “I like what she (Victoria Beckham) wears. That’s what magazines are all about - there’s always a picture of a celebrity and where to buy a replica of what they’re wearing. It’s not as if I’m doing anything weird.”
27) Paris Hilton on her title: “I don’t want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn’t do anything for that.”
28) Tara Reid on her fellow blonde celeb: “I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.”
29) Ivana Trump on literature: “Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.”
30) Christina Aguilera on herself: “I’m an ocean, because I’m really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.”
31) Britney Spears on her first tour: “Where the hell is Australia anyway?”
32) Alicia Douvall on surgery: “I know it (plastic surgeries) will kill me. But I’d rather die trying to sort things out.”
33) Jodie Marsh on cooking: “Is an egg a vegetable?”
34) Kimberly Stewart on Jennifer Aniston: “I like her cos she’s like, homely. She must have something else going on cos it’s not like she’s gorgeous or anything.”
35) Jessica Simpson on her mood at the VH1 ‘05 video awards: “Isn’t it weird I’m getting all emotionable.”
36) Helen Adams on BB2 : “I probably sound Welsh on the telly.”
37) Mariah Carey on the death of the King of Jordan: “I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.”
38) Chantelle Houghton on different types of doctors: “What’s a gynaecologist?”
39) Pamela Anderson on her secret to success: “I don’t think about anything too much . . . If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out!”
40) Ivana Trump on getting one over on her ex’s new girlfriend: “Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.”
41) Brooke Shields on her campaign against smoking: “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
42) Heather Locklear on being proud of her heritage: “From an early age I was aware of what America meant, and how the Marines at Camp Pendleton were ready to defend us at a moment’s notice. I also remember what fabulous bodies those troops had.”
43) Jessica Simpson on her scantily clad videos: “I’m definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini and try to get my cousins out of trouble by using my body. That was definitely acting!”
44) Chantelle Houghton working out the shopping budget: “Eleventy-twelve pence? I don’t get it. How much is that then?”
45) Britney on why she did a cover of I Love Rock and Roll: “I always loved Pat Benatar.”
46) Emma Bunton on moobs: “I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It’s so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it’s a comfort thing.”
47) Cyndi Crawford on modelling: “In the studio, I do try to have a thought in my head, so that it’s not like a blank stare.”
48) The late Anna Nicole Smith on suicide bombers: “Doesn’t that hurt?”
49) Jessica Simpson to the President when visiting the White House: “I love what you’ve done with the place!”
50) Mischa Barton on being blessed with looks: “Pretty people aren’t as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.”
go to school. we have a FIELD TRIP!! WE WENT TO JURONG PORT!! WEE~!! We get to da bao sugar from the sugar storage yard? is that what it is called? well whatever just kidding:D
headache!! ahh!! but i also wanna play games how? :(
1) Paris Hilton talking to press about the US chain store: “Wal-Mart… do they like make walls there?”
2) Jessica Simpson on NewleyWeds: “Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken by the Sea.’
3) Alicia Silverstone on her role in Clueless: “I think that the film was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”
4) Chantelle Houghton when Big Brother said she had changed since becoming a celebrity: “I’ve changed? What do you mean… I’ve changed my clothes?”
5) Jodie Marsh in a recent interview: “Eskimos are uncivilised because they don’t have any shops.”
6) Paris Hilton on her technique on the red carpet: “I don’t really think, I just walk.”
7) Jessica Simpson on her first day at high school: “A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It’s my first day of 7th grade, I’m in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!”
8) Goldie Horn on her favourite types of films: “Comedy is funny”.
9) Sam Fox on fitness clothes: “I’ve got 10 pairs of training shoes - one for every day of the week.”
10) Britney Spears on her taste in clothes: “So many people have asked me how I could possibly be a role model and dress like a tramp and get implants… all I have to say is that self-esteem is how you look at yourself and I feel good enough about myself so wear that kind of clothing… the breast implant issue has nothing to do with that…”
11) BB’s Helen Adam’s on education: “The worst thing is when the press call me a dizzy blonde - I got a B in Drama, a D in English, I did a hairdressing course and a beauty certificate.”
12) Lady Victoria Hervey on the homeless: “It’s so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.”
13) Britney on Japan “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
14) Jessica Simpson when offered buffalo wings: “Sorry I don’t eat buffalo.”
15) Paris Hilton on her fame: “There’s nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I’m that icon.”
16) Chantelle Houghton on George Galloway: “He looks at us like we’re stupid, scatty, uneducated girls. He’s a right chauvinistic pig, whatever that means!”
17) Cameron Diaz on science: “I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”
18) Britney Spears on where she might start her theatre career: “I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England.”
19) BB’s Helen Adams on magic man Paul Daniels: “Yeah, you know Jack Daniels… he does all the magic stuff!”
20) Christina Aguilera on film festivals: “So where’s the Cannes film festival being held this year?”
21) Paris Hilton on her career choices: “First wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realised you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I’d just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.”
22) Alicia Douvall on motherhood: “I think a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model as long as she’s managed well. That’s why I’m happy for Georgia to have a boob job because it will give her a career.”
23) Chantelle Houghton on hearing George Galloway was an MP: “Does that mean you work in that big room with the green seats?”
24) Britney on capital punishment: “I am for the death penalty. Who commits terrible acts must get a fitting punishment. That way he learns the lesson for the next time.”
25) BB2’s Helen Adams on pulses: “How much chicken is there in chick peas?”
26) Chanelle Hayes on her Posh spice obsession: “I like what she (Victoria Beckham) wears. That’s what magazines are all about - there’s always a picture of a celebrity and where to buy a replica of what they’re wearing. It’s not as if I’m doing anything weird.”
27) Paris Hilton on her title: “I don’t want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn’t do anything for that.”
28) Tara Reid on her fellow blonde celeb: “I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.”
29) Ivana Trump on literature: “Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.”
30) Christina Aguilera on herself: “I’m an ocean, because I’m really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.”
31) Britney Spears on her first tour: “Where the hell is Australia anyway?”
32) Alicia Douvall on surgery: “I know it (plastic surgeries) will kill me. But I’d rather die trying to sort things out.”
33) Jodie Marsh on cooking: “Is an egg a vegetable?”
34) Kimberly Stewart on Jennifer Aniston: “I like her cos she’s like, homely. She must have something else going on cos it’s not like she’s gorgeous or anything.”
35) Jessica Simpson on her mood at the VH1 ‘05 video awards: “Isn’t it weird I’m getting all emotionable.”
36) Helen Adams on BB2 : “I probably sound Welsh on the telly.”
37) Mariah Carey on the death of the King of Jordan: “I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.”
38) Chantelle Houghton on different types of doctors: “What’s a gynaecologist?”
39) Pamela Anderson on her secret to success: “I don’t think about anything too much . . . If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out!”
40) Ivana Trump on getting one over on her ex’s new girlfriend: “Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.”
41) Brooke Shields on her campaign against smoking: “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
42) Heather Locklear on being proud of her heritage: “From an early age I was aware of what America meant, and how the Marines at Camp Pendleton were ready to defend us at a moment’s notice. I also remember what fabulous bodies those troops had.”
43) Jessica Simpson on her scantily clad videos: “I’m definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini and try to get my cousins out of trouble by using my body. That was definitely acting!”
44) Chantelle Houghton working out the shopping budget: “Eleventy-twelve pence? I don’t get it. How much is that then?”
45) Britney on why she did a cover of I Love Rock and Roll: “I always loved Pat Benatar.”
46) Emma Bunton on moobs: “I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It’s so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it’s a comfort thing.”
47) Cyndi Crawford on modelling: “In the studio, I do try to have a thought in my head, so that it’s not like a blank stare.”
48) The late Anna Nicole Smith on suicide bombers: “Doesn’t that hurt?”
49) Jessica Simpson to the President when visiting the White House: “I love what you’ve done with the place!”
50) Mischa Barton on being blessed with looks: “Pretty people aren’t as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.”
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
I DON'T THINK SO WOR?!!!!?
1. Men are like ..Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you.
(Well, you need laxative because you girls are so F***ing CONSTIPATED!! And we're helping you
to detox! Tsk! Our kindness not appreciated and yet haiz, you know it)
2. Men are like. Bananas .. The older they get, the less firm they are.
(OH REALLY?! YOU WANNA TRY ME HUH? WAIT TILL YOU TRY ME OUT!! TSK!!)
3. Men are like Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them.
(You females are such a quitter, you just didn't try hard enough)
4. Men are like . Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
(Blenders, hmm? No link -.- and that's always the problem with you females, don't even
know what you want. Then always cause trouble due to your hesitations. haiz, and hesitate
already then make decision also make wrong.)
5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
(Oh HELL YEAH~!! We're SO DAMN SWEET AND SMOOTH LURH!! Wink* wink*!! How can you
blame us for making you females fat? You're lovin' it too right? The attention and treats)
6. Men are like . Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
(KNS!! Don't believe then still buy and use our product. So does that make you dumber than
dumb dumb? Definitely got effect and will work somehow and have good points one ma, otherwise
where will dare to advertise. If no effect, guarantee full fund returns!)
7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
(Don't know you talk simi lan)
8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
(Hmm you know why? Because you KNNCCB take so long to finish paying the full sum!!
It's a worthwhile and long term investment with high returns okay~!! Don't invest then
you're the one at the losing end.)
9. Men are like .....Mascara .. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
(I don't think so lei.)
10. Men are like Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
(Haiz, wrong la, we're not like popcorn, we're like pringles! Once you pop, YOU CAN'T STOP!! Wink* wink*)
11. Men are like Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
(Where will you get snowstorms? I am sure you know where snowstorms will be found right? Then why are you so dumb
to get yourself caught up in a snowstorm? Should avoid doing stupid things that will make men angry!)
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
(Haha!! Why do you sound like a mam describing a woman?)
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
(OH MAN~!! THAT'S SO HI-CHEWLY CORRECT!! Go grab them now fast before the handicaps are yours!)
Just joking ladies and gentlemen. The above is just for fun. Nothing personal, no hard feelings and just personal comments. Does not apply to all cases exactly. YOU DECIDE!! Nabei!! _I_
ahh anyway today was kinda tiring for me. sian, still sick.
went to volunteer myself in the afternoon and went for FOC meeting.
(Well, you need laxative because you girls are so F***ing CONSTIPATED!! And we're helping you
to detox! Tsk! Our kindness not appreciated and yet haiz, you know it)
2. Men are like. Bananas .. The older they get, the less firm they are.
(OH REALLY?! YOU WANNA TRY ME HUH? WAIT TILL YOU TRY ME OUT!! TSK!!)
3. Men are like Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them.
(You females are such a quitter, you just didn't try hard enough)
4. Men are like . Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
(Blenders, hmm? No link -.- and that's always the problem with you females, don't even
know what you want. Then always cause trouble due to your hesitations. haiz, and hesitate
already then make decision also make wrong.)
5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
(Oh HELL YEAH~!! We're SO DAMN SWEET AND SMOOTH LURH!! Wink* wink*!! How can you
blame us for making you females fat? You're lovin' it too right? The attention and treats)
6. Men are like . Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
(KNS!! Don't believe then still buy and use our product. So does that make you dumber than
dumb dumb? Definitely got effect and will work somehow and have good points one ma, otherwise
where will dare to advertise. If no effect, guarantee full fund returns!)
7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
(Don't know you talk simi lan)
8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
(Hmm you know why? Because you KNNCCB take so long to finish paying the full sum!!
It's a worthwhile and long term investment with high returns okay~!! Don't invest then
you're the one at the losing end.)
9. Men are like .....Mascara .. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
(I don't think so lei.)
10. Men are like Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
(Haiz, wrong la, we're not like popcorn, we're like pringles! Once you pop, YOU CAN'T STOP!! Wink* wink*)
11. Men are like Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
(Where will you get snowstorms? I am sure you know where snowstorms will be found right? Then why are you so dumb
to get yourself caught up in a snowstorm? Should avoid doing stupid things that will make men angry!)
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
(Haha!! Why do you sound like a mam describing a woman?)
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
(OH MAN~!! THAT'S SO HI-CHEWLY CORRECT!! Go grab them now fast before the handicaps are yours!)
Just joking ladies and gentlemen. The above is just for fun. Nothing personal, no hard feelings and just personal comments. Does not apply to all cases exactly. YOU DECIDE!! Nabei!! _I_
ahh anyway today was kinda tiring for me. sian, still sick.
went to volunteer myself in the afternoon and went for FOC meeting.
Monday, February 16, 2009
HMMMM~!!! After exams liao like still no fun wor
well well well, it's kinda great to have the chalet, though it's kinda, well :D
less lively, but it's still great after all. all the nonsense and crap from classmates:)
can't be any better!!
:( but i am too tired and sick and unwell, so i don't think i am able to stay tonight(second night of chalet).
so sowie>.
hahaha
and so sian lo, holidays so far so sian.
like think of camps and like whatever la!! feels like there's much work to be done.
hmmm
many of them first night kaypo wanna go see see look look at ah guas and gave them a secret code name
ANGEL -.- like so "COOL"?
"NABEI"!!
our botak shower himself with rose drink, haiz as crazy as ever. see!! how are we going to clean up this mess now
katie? hurh?!
han nah han nah, eh eh seriously hor i suggest you guys go check it out and see see look look at
the youtube and look up for blockhead and watch all the 10 episodes. try to understand. it's damn funny la!!
really!! it's really lame and funny!! lame as in funny. okie never mind just try watching all 10 of'em!!
it's great!!
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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"
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less lively, but it's still great after all. all the nonsense and crap from classmates:)
can't be any better!!
:( but i am too tired and sick and unwell, so i don't think i am able to stay tonight(second night of chalet).
so sowie>.
hahaha
and so sian lo, holidays so far so sian.
like think of camps and like whatever la!! feels like there's much work to be done.
hmmm
many of them first night kaypo wanna go see see look look at ah guas and gave them a secret code name
ANGEL -.- like so "COOL"?
"NABEI"!!
our botak shower himself with rose drink, haiz as crazy as ever. see!! how are we going to clean up this mess now
katie? hurh?!
han nah han nah, eh eh seriously hor i suggest you guys go check it out and see see look look at
the youtube and look up for blockhead and watch all the 10 episodes. try to understand. it's damn funny la!!
really!! it's really lame and funny!! lame as in funny. okie never mind just try watching all 10 of'em!!
it's great!!
--------------------------------------------------
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"
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Saturday, February 14, 2009
haiz:( so sad
sian i am so sian!!
wasted siak, do liao but in the end haiz, wasted wasted!!
and i am like sian of blogging le-.-
maybe i should like stop liaos?
lazy to update and lazy to make it more chio:(
hmm
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
wasted siak, do liao but in the end haiz, wasted wasted!!
and i am like sian of blogging le-.-
maybe i should like stop liaos?
lazy to update and lazy to make it more chio:(
hmm
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
MMMMmmMMM :C So sad:C
Is my blog really that boring and unattractive and lame?
why nobody comes heres ahs?
comes heres leis
comes pleases!!
Comes lahs!!
why nobody comes heres ahs?
comes heres leis
comes pleases!!
Comes lahs!!
WHEEES~!! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!! Wink* Wink*
Yea yea everyone!! how's your valentine's day gonna be!!
HAHAHA TELL YOU MINE DON'T JEALOUS AH~!!
Chey ba chey ba~!!
My Queen has bestowed a G2000 Polo T-Shirt for me you know!!
don't jealous and envious okie?!!!
OH OH~!! AND I also got a daisy and a rose from my darling too^^
yeah~!!! SHE IS SO DAMN SWEET CAN!!!
hahahha!!!
hmm let's see what's for today's menu!
Long time ago, there were 3 robbers.
they went to rob the king's palace.
they were stupid and got caught.
they were to be sentenced to death.
they begged for mercy not to die.
the king gave them a chance.
soo..
he told them..
"If u want to live, the three of you have to get 99 fruits from the forest, of any kind and bring it back to me"
so they went..
the first one came back with 99 apples.
he showed them to the king and the king said.
ok now, i want you to shove all of these apples up your a**.
you cannot scream, shout, laugh, or cry. If you do, you'll be hanged.
so he shoved up a few apples and screamed.
he got hanged.
shortly after, the 2nd robber came back with 99 cherries.
he showed them to the king and the king said.
ok now, i want you to shove all of these cherries up your a**.
you cannot scream, shout, laugh, or cry. If you do, you'll be hanged.
so it was chicken feet for this lucky guy. he could shove it all up his a**.
but until the 98th cherry, reaching the 99th cherry, he laughed.
WHY ???
Because ... ,
he saw the 3rd robber came back with 99 durians .. -.- so lame
HAHAHA TELL YOU MINE DON'T JEALOUS AH~!!
Chey ba chey ba~!!
My Queen has bestowed a G2000 Polo T-Shirt for me you know!!
don't jealous and envious okie?!!!
OH OH~!! AND I also got a daisy and a rose from my darling too^^
yeah~!!! SHE IS SO DAMN SWEET CAN!!!
hahahha!!!
hmm let's see what's for today's menu!
Long time ago, there were 3 robbers.
they went to rob the king's palace.
they were stupid and got caught.
they were to be sentenced to death.
they begged for mercy not to die.
the king gave them a chance.
soo..
he told them..
"If u want to live, the three of you have to get 99 fruits from the forest, of any kind and bring it back to me"
so they went..
the first one came back with 99 apples.
he showed them to the king and the king said.
ok now, i want you to shove all of these apples up your a**.
you cannot scream, shout, laugh, or cry. If you do, you'll be hanged.
so he shoved up a few apples and screamed.
he got hanged.
shortly after, the 2nd robber came back with 99 cherries.
he showed them to the king and the king said.
ok now, i want you to shove all of these cherries up your a**.
you cannot scream, shout, laugh, or cry. If you do, you'll be hanged.
so it was chicken feet for this lucky guy. he could shove it all up his a**.
but until the 98th cherry, reaching the 99th cherry, he laughed.
WHY ???
Because ... ,
he saw the 3rd robber came back with 99 durians .. -.- so lame
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Thinking of a gift? Think again^^ wink* wink*
WA SIOK SIAK!! Safety and environmental management is over!!
LEPAK LEPAK NOW~!! hehehe
i've learned how fast things can go today,
they can go as fast as V-FAST!!!
Damn FAST SIOL!!
SAY OUT ALREADY DAMN PAISEH BODOH!!
Okie okie!! Everyone study hard for Cargo Handling
and well hope to see you guys next sem V-FAST^^
A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist "Hello, could
you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I
think she is expecting something from me!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going
out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my
girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in
a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects
something from me too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving
he turns back and says: After all, give me one more condom because my
girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always
makes allusions...and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is
expecting something from me!!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad
gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear
Lord,bless this dinner...thank you for all you give us...!!!"
A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your
kindness..."
Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head
down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even
more than the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his
ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!"
The boy replies:"I didn't know your dad was the pharmacist!!!"
LEPAK LEPAK NOW~!! hehehe
i've learned how fast things can go today,
they can go as fast as V-FAST!!!
Damn FAST SIOL!!
SAY OUT ALREADY DAMN PAISEH BODOH!!
Okie okie!! Everyone study hard for Cargo Handling
and well hope to see you guys next sem V-FAST^^
A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist "Hello, could
you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I
think she is expecting something from me!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going
out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my
girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in
a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects
something from me too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving
he turns back and says: After all, give me one more condom because my
girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always
makes allusions...and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is
expecting something from me!!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad
gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear
Lord,bless this dinner...thank you for all you give us...!!!"
A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your
kindness..."
Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head
down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even
more than the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his
ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!"
The boy replies:"I didn't know your dad was the pharmacist!!!"
Be prepared!! Stay alert!! Be on your toes!! TESTING 1-2-3
There was once a handsome man!(Melvin)
Well known as a flirt, an asshole and a womanizer!
Well surprisingly, after all the women he've victimized,
he's finally going to get married!!
Everyone is surprised!
Although his wife-to-be(Marona) knows about his past, she doesn't mind!
Or seemingly act like she don't mind, thinking that he is probably
a changed man now.
Since he's getting married, he have to go up to Marona's apartment quite
frequently to deal with the wedding invitations and meeting the folks stuffs.
The shocking thing is that Marona's sister will always bent in front of Melvin
in such a manner that she'll somehow show and expose her cleavage and panty.
When Marona's around she wouldn't behave in such a manner whereby she'll even
try to flirt and seduce Melvin.
One day, Marona's sister called and ask Melvin over to their house and says that
she need his help in dealing with the invitation cards.
Without hesitation, Melvin drove down to their house.
When he arrived, Marona's sister was alone at home in skimpy clothes, mini skirt.
She told Melvin that she have been in love with him for a long time since the day
she met him. She told him that she wanted to have him for the night before he
got married with her sister and then she walk up the stairs. Halfway up the stairs
she remove her panty and threw it down to Melvin and say, come up if you
want.
Immediately, Melvin head for the door and went out. To his surprise, he saw
Marona and her parents outside. Marona's eyes filled with tears and she hugged
Melvin tightly. Marona's parents told him that they're very happy that he've passed
the little test they've set for him.
Well the following day, he went drinking with his friend and he told him the whole
story and his friend was shocked to hear that too. His friend said : well it seems
you've really changed to become a good man.
Later on he added to the incomplete story.
The reason he rushed out of the house is because he wanted to get condoms from
his car.
Well known as a flirt, an asshole and a womanizer!
Well surprisingly, after all the women he've victimized,
he's finally going to get married!!
Everyone is surprised!
Although his wife-to-be(Marona) knows about his past, she doesn't mind!
Or seemingly act like she don't mind, thinking that he is probably
a changed man now.
Since he's getting married, he have to go up to Marona's apartment quite
frequently to deal with the wedding invitations and meeting the folks stuffs.
The shocking thing is that Marona's sister will always bent in front of Melvin
in such a manner that she'll somehow show and expose her cleavage and panty.
When Marona's around she wouldn't behave in such a manner whereby she'll even
try to flirt and seduce Melvin.
One day, Marona's sister called and ask Melvin over to their house and says that
she need his help in dealing with the invitation cards.
Without hesitation, Melvin drove down to their house.
When he arrived, Marona's sister was alone at home in skimpy clothes, mini skirt.
She told Melvin that she have been in love with him for a long time since the day
she met him. She told him that she wanted to have him for the night before he
got married with her sister and then she walk up the stairs. Halfway up the stairs
she remove her panty and threw it down to Melvin and say, come up if you
want.
Immediately, Melvin head for the door and went out. To his surprise, he saw
Marona and her parents outside. Marona's eyes filled with tears and she hugged
Melvin tightly. Marona's parents told him that they're very happy that he've passed
the little test they've set for him.
Well the following day, he went drinking with his friend and he told him the whole
story and his friend was shocked to hear that too. His friend said : well it seems
you've really changed to become a good man.
Later on he added to the incomplete story.
The reason he rushed out of the house is because he wanted to get condoms from
his car.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
WEE~!!! ECONS OVER~!!!
Woah what a day!!
Finally exams over!!
well actually only econs over.. hehe
hmm i have a little something to complain and rant about!!
some people on earth really is so
fucked up/qian da/qian bian/asking for it/idiotic/retarded/back-side itchy
they really just won't listen.
for chinese people here it is:
说了又不听, say already don't listen
听了又不懂; listen already then don't understand
不懂又不问, don't understand don't want to ask
问了又不做; ask already then don't do
做了又做错, do already also do wrong
错了又不认; wrong already won't want to admit
认了又不改, admit already then won't change
改了又不服; change already, but not conceded
不服又不说, not conceded then don't say
不说又记仇 don't say then bear grudges
haiz!!
you people so difficult to please!!
TSK TSK TSK TSK TSK!!!
fuck you!! NABEI!!! BLEAH!! =P NAH!!!
N-A-Y!!!!
knnbccb
X-Y-Z sibei wa piang wei!!!
study hard for ports and terminal ah!!
Finally exams over!!
well actually only econs over.. hehe
hmm i have a little something to complain and rant about!!
some people on earth really is so
fucked up/qian da/qian bian/asking for it/idiotic/retarded/back-side itchy
they really just won't listen.
for chinese people here it is:
说了又不听, say already don't listen
听了又不懂; listen already then don't understand
不懂又不问, don't understand don't want to ask
问了又不做; ask already then don't do
做了又做错, do already also do wrong
错了又不认; wrong already won't want to admit
认了又不改, admit already then won't change
改了又不服; change already, but not conceded
不服又不说, not conceded then don't say
不说又记仇 don't say then bear grudges
haiz!!
you people so difficult to please!!
TSK TSK TSK TSK TSK!!!
fuck you!! NABEI!!! BLEAH!! =P NAH!!!
N-A-Y!!!!
knnbccb
X-Y-Z sibei wa piang wei!!!
study hard for ports and terminal ah!!
Monday, February 9, 2009
Stressed out!! Eh~ but no problem~!! Still can lepak lepak! ^.^
Wa kao sibei stressed out from exams and tired siol!!
Fall sick sick neh!!
but no problem!!
still must find time to relax!!
i am going to share with you people the following :
Under the 'ang mo' we all live happily together, no
complain. Malaysia & Singapore is one big family in our brain
One day we are both like 2 durians cannot get along.
Got sharp thorns, poke each other, until 'buay
song.'
One moment like brothers, can give and take.
Next moment we kena kicked out by the leg.
Wah! Our towkay also cry like mad,
we all also feel very very sad.
Our neigbours all say, 'Wah they all sure to die!
They got nothing, how to get next bowl of rice?'
So 'boh pian,' we all work day and night.
We also join the army so that we can fight.
We don't care others 'see us no up'.
But actually inside we very pain in the heart.
Then slowly hor we grow rich and a bit fat.
Now others talk about us also got some respect.
They scratch their heads and say 'Very funny!
Got nothing how come they can still make money?'
Last time also got no money to buy ice-cream cone.
Nowadays even small kids can also afford handphone.
Sea port, airport also can become Number One.
He! He! Sometimes think about it also very fun.
But some people look at us also not happy.
Actually they jealous don't want to say only.
So every time their country got something wrong.
They all say Singapore's behind it all along.
Everybody know we water no enough.
They turn off tap only we all cannot last.
They threaten us with water supply and shout 'Cut!
Cut! Cut!'
Aiyoh! They all think the water is one big ketupat.
We all hear already also 'buay tahan'
Wah liao, they think we small can makan!
But now they 'cow pay cow bu' we all not very
scared.
We want to build water desalination plant already so
not so bad.
But their own economy now all go bust.
Got to sell water otherwise money no enough.
Then another neighbor say Singapore no friend
friend,
Got so much money, a bit more also donno how to
lend.
They say we all only one small red dot,
like the center of a big dartboard.
Maybe they think we mouse and they cat,
that's why they suka suka anyhow talk like that.
But we all still send them a lot of rice.
Show the world we actually very very nice.
Sometimes we 'cho ho sim' also kena whack.
But we all gentleman lah, don't want to fight back.
I think hor maybe they don't understand us very
well.
That's why relationship sometimes like heaven
sometimes like hell
Some say aiyah our prosperity is all due to luck,
that's why we all siao siao' can still win the Tiger
Cup
I think hor, Singapore is like chilli padi in a pot
-
Size small small but still very very hot!!!
hope you guys like it^^
Study hard for exams and good luck everybody!! Wink* wink*!!
Fall sick sick neh!!
but no problem!!
still must find time to relax!!
i am going to share with you people the following :
Under the 'ang mo' we all live happily together, no
complain. Malaysia & Singapore is one big family in our brain
One day we are both like 2 durians cannot get along.
Got sharp thorns, poke each other, until 'buay
song.'
One moment like brothers, can give and take.
Next moment we kena kicked out by the leg.
Wah! Our towkay also cry like mad,
we all also feel very very sad.
Our neigbours all say, 'Wah they all sure to die!
They got nothing, how to get next bowl of rice?'
So 'boh pian,' we all work day and night.
We also join the army so that we can fight.
We don't care others 'see us no up'.
But actually inside we very pain in the heart.
Then slowly hor we grow rich and a bit fat.
Now others talk about us also got some respect.
They scratch their heads and say 'Very funny!
Got nothing how come they can still make money?'
Last time also got no money to buy ice-cream cone.
Nowadays even small kids can also afford handphone.
Sea port, airport also can become Number One.
He! He! Sometimes think about it also very fun.
But some people look at us also not happy.
Actually they jealous don't want to say only.
So every time their country got something wrong.
They all say Singapore's behind it all along.
Everybody know we water no enough.
They turn off tap only we all cannot last.
They threaten us with water supply and shout 'Cut!
Cut! Cut!'
Aiyoh! They all think the water is one big ketupat.
We all hear already also 'buay tahan'
Wah liao, they think we small can makan!
But now they 'cow pay cow bu' we all not very
scared.
We want to build water desalination plant already so
not so bad.
But their own economy now all go bust.
Got to sell water otherwise money no enough.
Then another neighbor say Singapore no friend
friend,
Got so much money, a bit more also donno how to
lend.
They say we all only one small red dot,
like the center of a big dartboard.
Maybe they think we mouse and they cat,
that's why they suka suka anyhow talk like that.
But we all still send them a lot of rice.
Show the world we actually very very nice.
Sometimes we 'cho ho sim' also kena whack.
But we all gentleman lah, don't want to fight back.
I think hor maybe they don't understand us very
well.
That's why relationship sometimes like heaven
sometimes like hell
Some say aiyah our prosperity is all due to luck,
that's why we all siao siao' can still win the Tiger
Cup
I think hor, Singapore is like chilli padi in a pot
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Size small small but still very very hot!!!
hope you guys like it^^
Study hard for exams and good luck everybody!! Wink* wink*!!
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