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along with some other interesting stuffs like
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Okay~!!
Today didn't have much stuff,
went to Marsiling CC to play
a match against Woodland rings
with my ex-school team mates.
:( I am such a burden T.T
Fall down, pain pain.
Back also sprain sprain pain pain.
Oh yes oh yes~!!!
Will come up with gossips soon enough
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Have a nice week ahead everyone!!!
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A woman was having an affair while her husband was away at work.
One day she was
in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her
husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her
lover.
"And jump out the window. My husband's home early!"
I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from
beneath the sheets.
"It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she
replied.
"He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain
is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and
jumps out the window!
As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he
quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's
annual marathon.
He started running along beside the others about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried
to "blend in" as best he could.
It wasn't that effective!
After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been
studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully
free having the
air blow over all your skin while you're running."
Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying
your clothes under your arm?"
"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can
get dressed right
at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried.
"Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
"Only if it's raining."
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