Are you smart enough to lie and convince your mother?

Well,
mothers are the ones that gave birth to us.
They're smart, they really are smart.
Sometimes because of this, they think they know
us. Like when she said something about us that's so
true and we'll go, : "OMG!! How'd you know?"
Then they'll say, : "Of course I do silly child, I'm your mom remember?"

Tsk!!!

However we can't deny that they're really intelligent and cunning.
They squeeze every cent outta your dad's salary and resulting
in you getting less gifts and allowances.
The way they'll win sympathy and the way they manage to
TIE down your dad and make sure he doesn't fool around and
well, haha all she does it shopping and gossiping.


But actually they do care about the family and love the family :D


Okie just an example of how smart a mother can be.
So don't ever try to lie to them:D



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John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So, he sat down and wrote, "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But, the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But, the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom.

Lesson of the day: Don't lie to your mother.