A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to a large farm.
He asked for and was given a tour.
As he was shown through the barn, the ventriloquist thought he'd havesome fun.
He proceeded to make one of the horses talk.
The hired hand, wide-eyed with fear, rushed from the barn to the farmer. "Sam!" he shouted,
"Those animals are talking! If that sheep says anything about me, it's a fucking damn lie!"
He asked for and was given a tour.
As he was shown through the barn, the ventriloquist thought he'd havesome fun.
He proceeded to make one of the horses talk.
The hired hand, wide-eyed with fear, rushed from the barn to the farmer. "Sam!" he shouted,
"Those animals are talking! If that sheep says anything about me, it's a fucking damn lie!"
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