How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course.
At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told!
No offense ladies, I do find all of you extremely important in our lives and I love the uniqueness in each and everyone of you. Without women, men are nothing
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