I called my boyfriend a BASTARD

GIRL: I have sinned? I called my boyfriend a BASTARD?

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me?

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this ( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )

GIRL: ......Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD?

GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top?

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? ( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top )

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD?

GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? ( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes )

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he told me he has
AIDS after having sex with me.

PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!