Yea yea everyone!! how's your valentine's day gonna be!!
HAHAHA TELL YOU MINE DON'T JEALOUS AH~!!
Chey ba chey ba~!!
My Queen has bestowed a G2000 Polo T-Shirt for me you know!!
don't jealous and envious okie?!!!
OH OH~!! AND I also got a daisy and a rose from my darling too^^
yeah~!!! SHE IS SO DAMN SWEET CAN!!!
hahahha!!!
hmm let's see what's for today's menu!
Long time ago, there were 3 robbers.
they went to rob the king's palace.
they were stupid and got caught.
they were to be sentenced to death.
they begged for mercy not to die.
the king gave them a chance.
soo..
he told them..
"If u want to live, the three of you have to get 99 fruits from the forest, of any kind and bring it back to me"
so they went..
the first one came back with 99 apples.
he showed them to the king and the king said.
ok now, i want you to shove all of these apples up your a**.
you cannot scream, shout, laugh, or cry. If you do, you'll be hanged.
so he shoved up a few apples and screamed.
he got hanged.
shortly after, the 2nd robber came back with 99 cherries.
he showed them to the king and the king said.
ok now, i want you to shove all of these cherries up your a**.
you cannot scream, shout, laugh, or cry. If you do, you'll be hanged.
so it was chicken feet for this lucky guy. he could shove it all up his a**.
but until the 98th cherry, reaching the 99th cherry, he laughed.
WHY ???
Because ... ,
he saw the 3rd robber came back with 99 durians .. -.- so lame
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