I DON'T THINK SO WOR?!!!!?

1. Men are like ..Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you.
(Well, you need laxative because you girls are so F***ing CONSTIPATED!! And we're helping you
to detox! Tsk! Our kindness not appreciated and yet haiz, you know it)

2. Men are like. Bananas .. The older they get, the less firm they are.
(OH REALLY?! YOU WANNA TRY ME HUH? WAIT TILL YOU TRY ME OUT!! TSK!!)

3. Men are like Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them.
(You females are such a quitter, you just didn't try hard enough)

4. Men are like . Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
(Blenders, hmm? No link -.- and that's always the problem with you females, don't even
know what you want. Then always cause trouble due to your hesitations. haiz, and hesitate
already then make decision also make wrong.)

5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
(Oh HELL YEAH~!! We're SO DAMN SWEET AND SMOOTH LURH!! Wink* wink*!! How can you
blame us for making you females fat? You're lovin' it too right? The attention and treats)

6. Men are like . Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
(KNS!! Don't believe then still buy and use our product. So does that make you dumber than
dumb dumb? Definitely got effect and will work somehow and have good points one ma, otherwise
where will dare to advertise. If no effect, guarantee full fund returns!)

7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
(Don't know you talk simi lan)

8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
(Hmm you know why? Because you KNNCCB take so long to finish paying the full sum!!
It's a worthwhile and long term investment with high returns okay~!! Don't invest then
you're the one at the losing end.)

9. Men are like .....Mascara .. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
(I don't think so lei.)

10. Men are like Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
(Haiz, wrong la, we're not like popcorn, we're like pringles! Once you pop, YOU CAN'T STOP!! Wink* wink*)

11. Men are like Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
(Where will you get snowstorms? I am sure you know where snowstorms will be found right? Then why are you so dumb
to get yourself caught up in a snowstorm? Should avoid doing stupid things that will make men angry!)

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
(Haha!! Why do you sound like a mam describing a woman?)

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
(OH MAN~!! THAT'S SO HI-CHEWLY CORRECT!! Go grab them now fast before the handicaps are yours!)




Just joking ladies and gentlemen. The above is just for fun. Nothing personal, no hard feelings and just personal comments. Does not apply to all cases exactly. YOU DECIDE!! Nabei!! _I_




ahh anyway today was kinda tiring for me. sian, still sick.
went to volunteer myself in the afternoon and went for FOC meeting.