Do not worry about failing, just make sure you fail creatively^^

Erm, just download the picture or zoom in if you can't read. :( my bad for the poor size.
Does anyone know how to resize it?

Pregnancy Q & A!!!

Q: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?
A: Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear
anything at all.


Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.


Q: Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my
feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during
pregnancy?
A: Yes, your bladder.


Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me.
Why?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.


Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from
childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.


Q: Under what circumstances should a baby not be circumcised?
A: When it's a girl, for starters.


Q: Where is the best place to store breast milk?
A: In your breasts.


Q: Is there a safe alternative to breast pumps?
A: Yes, baby lips.


Q: How does one sanitize nipples?
A: Bathe daily and wear a clean bra. It beats boiling them in a
saucepan.


Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
A: When you see teeth marks.


Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel
and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

Let's do some Facial Yoga!!! Guarantee BEAUTIFUL & FIRM!!! Thumbsup*!!!

Hello~!!!
GOOD DAY~!!!



Today I am kind enough to be your yoga teacher:)
Here's what you people will have to do in order to
have good and firm facial whatever -.-


Just do it if you want to look better!








Free Your Tongue
It is recommended that you hold this pose for 60 seconds. It is good if your eyes water; that flushes the toxins that may have accumulated there.



Temple Dancer Eyes
This exercise works on the ring muscles of the eyes to prevent sagging skin and crow's feet.



Smiling Fish Face
Smile while pursing your lips. This pose is modeled after the look celebrities often give the paparazzi.



Lion Face, Part I
Inhale through your nose, make fists and squeeze all your facial muscles...



Lion Face, Part II
Now exhale through your mouth, stick out your tongue, roll your eyes up and open your hands. Repeat three times.



Surprise Me!
Widen your eyes, as though surprised, but try not to wrinkle the brow. Focus on a point in front of you for about five to ten seconds. Then repeat, four times.



Satchmo
Named for Louis Armstrong, this poses mimics the cheeks of a trumpet player.



Marilyn
The repetitive puckering and blowing creates stronger, firmer lips.



Baby Bird
Swallow while pressing the tip of the tongue to the roof of your mouth. Then tilt your head slightly to the left and swallow. Then repeat, towards the right. This exercise helps jowls from forming.



Buddha Face
Close your eyes, relax and imagine a point between the brows. Hold for one minute, or longer.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD~!!! IS HE FOR REAL!?!!!?!!!

This fucking GAY SHIT!!!

HIs voice is like GOD!!!
Like dolphin or bat making the supersonic ultra sound!!!!

CHECK IT OUT AROUND 2.45 THAT TIMING!!!!!
YOU'LL KNOW WHAT I MEAN!









Thanks to Mr. Chew Leng Chong for the link^^

REMINDER FOR SEMESTRAL RESULTS!!! It's TOMORROW!!

HOW TO GET YOUR SEMESTER EXAM RESULTS
There are three ways in which a student can get his exam results on the day of release:-
(a) Check his Windows Live Mail mailbox,
(b) Login to view through SAS. The timing of the release of exam results for all full-time courses will be staggered on Wednesday, 18 March 2009 as follows:
School Time of Release School Time of Release School Time of Release
CLS 9.00 am CASS 9.30 am SD 9.30 am
DMIT 10.00 am SB 10.30 am BE 11.00 am
SMA 11.30 am MM 12.00 pm EEE 1.00 pm

For all EO, DR, Post Dipl., Dipl. Plus, DT and VC courses, time of release through SAS will be at 2.00 pm

(c) Reading SMS (after 8.00 am) for those who had subscribed before 17th March. 2009. This service is only available to local telco subscribers.

Poetry, another style for amatory

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:



1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your mother.

6. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

8. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

9. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

PSLE "TOUGH" QUESTIONS!!! Can you solve them?

Tank A is filled with water to its brim. Water is then poured from Tank A to Tank B until both share the same height. What is this height? (4 marks)



Tank A is filled with water to its brim. Water is then poured from Tank A to Tank B until both share the same height. What is this height? (4 marks)




Question 2
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6/14 of the chairs in a hall are in rows of 13. Half of the chairs are in rows of 7. There are 112 more chairs in rows of 7. The rest of the chairs are stacked up. Find the total number of chairs. (5 marks)



Question 3
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Shop A has 156 kg of rice. Shop B has 72 kg of rice. After both shops sold an equal amount of rice, the ratio of rice that shop A has to shop B is 4:1. Find the amount of rice sold by the each shop. (3 marks)






Got the answers? Send it to me:) Send it via tag or email anything!!! ARE YOU SMART?