How to fix a problem with computer experts' help! CANOE TRAINING!!!

A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem.
The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."

The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."

The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem."

Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."



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Oh yea~!!! Canoe training was INTENSE!!!

And i'm LOVIN' IT!!!


I can only hope for it to get better and better!
quite the training today! Xiong wor!!!

Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed the one dollar coin?"
Nurse: "No change yet."


-.-


There is no way a nurse can smile when things
are going wrong in the hospital, in her department.

Unless she's off duty..


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How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes(jeans) down.

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Let me ask you guys a question.

When you die, say you met with an accident,
what would you like to hear from the people
that are mourning over your death, like your family and friends?



Let's say, they'll really say it if you wish it.


1) You've been the greatest friend and sensible child.

2) You're a very intelligent child with lots of potential
and it's a shame that you die so young?

3) How timely that you've died, it's the economy downturn
and it's just about time we cut costs, especially from you.

4) You're a jerk, nobody cares.



Want to hear what I'd wish to hear them say?

:(

I'd wish that they'll say that I am starting to move and I am
not dead!

Didn't do anything does that mean you won't get punished?

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little girl replied, "My homework."









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So sorry, i think the google maintenance
screwed up my posts!!

Don't worry, it's back! ^^


**** NEW POLL~!!! MAKE YOUR CHOICE!!!

Zoos do not have real animals :(

An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo.
On his first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring.

During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help!"

The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs!"

Here's your choice of dishes, Yes or No ;)

It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" he asked.

"Yes or No," she replied.

Are you smart as a farmer?

An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples."
"I won't be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange tree".

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A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. She's not, however, very good at farm work, so she writes a letter to him in jail: "Dear sweetheart, I want to plant the potatoes. When is the best time to do it?"
The farmer writes back: "Honey, don't go near that field. That's where all my guns are buried."

But, because he is in jail all of the farmer's mail is censored. So when the sheriff and his deputies read this, they all run out to the farm and dig up the entire potato field looking for guns. After two full days of digging, they don't find one single weapon.

The farmer then writes to his wife: "Honey, now is when you should plant the potatoes."

I'm watching you!