Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed the one dollar coin?"
Nurse: "No change yet."


-.-


There is no way a nurse can smile when things
are going wrong in the hospital, in her department.

Unless she's off duty..


*****

How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes(jeans) down.

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Let me ask you guys a question.

When you die, say you met with an accident,
what would you like to hear from the people
that are mourning over your death, like your family and friends?



Let's say, they'll really say it if you wish it.


1) You've been the greatest friend and sensible child.

2) You're a very intelligent child with lots of potential
and it's a shame that you die so young?

3) How timely that you've died, it's the economy downturn
and it's just about time we cut costs, especially from you.

4) You're a jerk, nobody cares.



Want to hear what I'd wish to hear them say?

:(

I'd wish that they'll say that I am starting to move and I am
not dead!