At a crowded lecture hall, the speaker stands up and says "Hands up if any of you every seen a ghost?"
Quite a few people put up their hand.
The speaker continues...
"And of those, how many have actually claimed to have touched a ghost?".
Many hands go down, but still a few remain.
"And of these, have any of you every had sex with a ghost?".
All the hands go down except this person right at the back of the hall!
The speaker shouts. "Sir! are you saying you've actually had sex with a ghost?"
The man shouted back "Oh, ghost!..... I thought you said GOAT!"
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