Monday, July 6, 2009

What do you call the place where you stop work?

Good day everyone!
Alright the answer for the previous poll
to the question, which is the largest
internal organ of a human body.


Answer : Liver

Yup! That's right!
It's our liver which is our largest INTERNAL organ!

Good to those 3 who have got it correct
and nice going for those who didn't get it correct too! ;)

Now try the newest question!















An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples."
"I won't be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange tree".

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"I'd give a thousand dollars to the man who would worry for me!"
"You're on. Now, where is those thousand dollars?"
"That is your first worry!"


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A worker who was being paid by the week approached his employer and held up his last paycheck. "This is two hundred dollars less than we agreed on," he said.
"I know," the employer said. "But last week I overpaid you two hundred dollars, and you never complained."

"Well, I don't mind an occasional mistake," the worker answered, "but when it gets to be a habit, I feel I have to call it to your attention."



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If a train station is where the train stops and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?



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An angry man came out of the office of the
newly appointed general manager and say
this to his friend:

"I'm never going to work for that man again"
"Why, what did he say?"
"You're fired"

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