Hey guys~!! DO YOU GUYS WANT TO HAVE EXTENDED HOLIDAYS?!!!

Hello everyone!
There's somewhat an online petition or poll by channel news asia to whether that holidays should be extended due to the H1N1 incident. The ministry of health is also
more for the idea of us staying indoors!

So take your vote here!
No harm trying though!

www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/index.htm

The left column of the page is where the poll is.
Everyone! Let us do our part to keep this H1N1 at bay
by staying safe AT HOME!!!



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The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?"
"Not guilty" said the second defendant.
"I wasn't talking to you" the judge replied.
"I never said a word" the third defendant replied.




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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window as though he hadn't hear the question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."


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A young lawyer was defending a wealthy businessman in a complicated lawsuit. Unfortunately, the evidence was against his client, and he feared the worst. So the lawyer asked the senior partner of the law firm if it would be appropriate to send the judge a box of Havana cigars.
The partner was horrified. "The judge is an honorable man," the partner exclaimed. "If you do that, I can guarantee you will lose the case!"

Weeks later the judge ruled in favor of the lawyer's client. The partner took him to lunch to congratulate him. "Aren't you glad you didn't send those cigars to the judge?", the partner asked.

"But I did send them," replied the lawyer. "I just enclosed the package with the plaintiff's lawyer's business card!"


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Judge: "Have you anything to offer to this Court before I pass sentence, or do
you still want to continue fighting on?"
Defendant: "No your honor, my lawyer took every penny."