Three very kind women unfortunately died in a car accident.
Being kind have given them the privilege to go to heaven.
Upon reaching the heaven's gate, a saint is standing there to welcome the ladies and to brief them on the rule.
The saint told them that they can do whatever they want in heaven, but must never step on the ducks.
Puzzled as you are, the women agreed and went right through the gates of heaven.
Once they've set foot into heaven, they see heavenly ducks everywhere..
Unintentionally, the first woman stepped on a duck on her first day in heaven.
The saint who greeted them then approach her with an ugly man and chain the both of them together.
Saint: This is the punishment for stepping the duck. Now you have to spend eternity with this man as punishment. I told you~
The two women who came with the woman being chained was shocked and thereafter they have been very careful with every step they take.
After a few weeks of carefully taken steps by the remaining two women, one accidentally stepped on a duck.
The same fate as the first woman follows....
Feeling very fearful, the last remaining woman have thus became even more careful than before..
After months of avoiding duck stepping,
the saint approach the last woman with a very handsome man and chain the both of them together.
Jubilantly the woman ask: OH my~!!! What good have I done to deserve such a fine man?! Grrrr~!!!(purr/growl like a cat)
The handsome man replied: I don't know what good you have done in your previous life Mam, but I've stepped on a duck
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
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Saturday, January 16, 2010
Evolution of man, much difference?
Hmm, ape is the smartest mammal alive as cited by scientists and their research - excluding human beings. Seems like the evolution have help made us more intelligent and improve much on the inside, but on the outside.. more or less the same..
Thursday, January 14, 2010
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Monday, January 11, 2010
Tourist Joke^^ Funny if you get it^^
A bus load of tourists arrives at Runnymede. They gather around the guide who says, "This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta."
A fellow at the front of the crowd asks, "When did that happen?"
"1215," answers the guide.
The man looks at his watch and says, "Damn! Just missed it by a half hour!"
A fellow at the front of the crowd asks, "When did that happen?"
"1215," answers the guide.
The man looks at his watch and says, "Damn! Just missed it by a half hour!"
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